The clerk laughs as he finishes scanning the keys, sorting out two cards into four envelopes that he lays on the desk as he goes. "You would not be the first," he says with a laugh. "Let me..." he begins, finishing the keys before he turns away to pick up another brochure. "Here is the information on the various services the spa offers. You can call from your room's phone or stop by in person to schedule any of them."