"You realize that Henley could probably make you some, if you're really that into baby turtles." There's probably fabric like that, somewhere, right?

It's largely rhetorical, anyway -- he doesn't expect an answer, nor does he really give Jack time to give one. Instead, he drops his head onto the back of the couch with a dramatic groan, and if that's not answer enough, as he rights himself, he answers, "I'd say like you wouldn't believe, but well."

He needs this. They all do.